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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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It's handy whether placed on a bookshelf, dresser or desktop (paperclips anyone?).
Iron Gargoyle Pen Cup
This chained medieval gargoyle is even more certain to remain where you place him. Not only is he shackled, but he's cast in foundry iron, and weighs in at a very respectable 2 lbs! He's 3-1/2" high and 4-3/4" from snout to rear of the cup. He'll guard your pens when you're away, and eats very little.
He's actually a bit darker bronze color, but I lightened him a bit to bring out the details of his ferocious mien!
Gargoyle Pen Chalice
a desk or credenza, there’s no one more worthy of holding your favorite
Halloween need never end. Each ball pen is cast in quality designer resin and finished in faux greystone. Each pen measures approximately 6-1/2" (Dermott is about 1" shorter). They're lightweight and surprisingly comfortable to hold. Long-lasting refills are available at office supply stores. Each pen comes individually gift boxed.
Each pen comes individually gift boxed.
Baby Gargoyle Pen/Pencil holder
He may be a baby...but nobody's going to steal your writing instrument from between his teeth, and escape unscathed!
Oh, and he loves to have his wings stroked (who doesn't?).
Impaled Zombie Pen/Pencil holder
Although designed to be subdued my the nearest pencil (who said lead doesn't work against a zombie?), I've found that most ballpoints, with their typically tapered end, work perfectly to get the job done.
Shown with a Conklin Endura 2 ballpoint doing the impaling
Sure, pulling your writing instrument out of the chest of reanimated body first thing in the morning before your first cup of coffee takes some getting used to -- but just remember that you're making the world safer for all of us still living.
Once all the lights go out, you'll need a pen and paper to
record your last thoughts before the Zombie Apocalypse claims you as another
victim. This Zombie journal is the perfect place to write about your terror --
or to draw pictures of the horrors you witness -- using Private Reserve Vampire Red
ink of course (perfectly shaded to look like dried blood).
The Zombie journal boasts 95 non-ruled, spiral-bound pages, and measures 6" wide when closed, 1/2" thick and 8-1/2" high.
Best of all, the front and back covers each weigh nearly 1/2 lb, so with a correctly placed blow with your journal upon an approaching Zombie, you just might live one more day to use it!
Knights Templar Helmet Pen Cup
Here's a pen cup that makes a statement on any desk or credenza. Styled after an original helm of the Holy Order that fought through the Crusades, this historic replica stands 4-1/2" high (about 4-1/4" within the cup), so it will easily support the largest pen (a bit of bunched tissue paper placed inside would due the trick for small pens). The base measures 3" x 4". Cast in quality designer resin with a smart two-tone finish, it weighs a substantial 2 lbs. Here's a pen cup fit for His Nibs!
Click here to see some great pens for your Knights Templar Helmut pen cup.
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Warranties and returns
If an item proves to be defective, in most cases the manufacturer's warranty will apply. However, please email us first so that we can determine the easiest way to resolve the problem to your satisfaction. In the case of fountain pens -- which are a bit more individualistic than other writing instruments -- what may at first appear to be a defect (hard starting or poor flow for example), can in almost all cases be resolved with a few simple 'tweaks' to the nib, which we'll be happy to guide you through or perhaps suggest returning to us for adjustment.
Should you wish to return a non-defective item within 3 days of receipt because it doesn't suit you for some reason, again please email us and we'll arrange an exchange, credit or refund (minus any shipping/insurance charges), if the item is returned in an 'as new' condition. If you've dipped a fountain pen to try its writing characteristics, kindly clean off any ink residue prior to shipping -- to save us both a nasty surprise .
We want you to be happy with your purchase from HisNibs.com and hope to have you join the ranks of our many long-term, repeat customers!
Revised: November 22nd, 2014